We have found our interpretations were proven wrong with the lightening help of Mary (read the book ‘Helping Mary’ by following the steps provided.)

Take no more showers than what Duke Lingard would wish for you to take….. instead, drink them and hydrate your veins. This will reduce the risk of you getting  a 49% calorie intake and developing long muscle syndrome which is a syndrome of strength x190 degrees fgh.

Instead you may prefer to use the procedure farnam height which is translated skulle du lik en stol?

Next week should be a better time.

Yislamou.

Carol just bought a brand new camera and no longer wishes to receive it from the iPex who is currently flying to the bahamas. This information is false. The iPex is on a journey to the mystical mountain where chair seedlings are hoping to start growing, but shall the control pot take charge? Or shall the non-controllable, vigourous and coarse chair seedling with no wood salvage it’s way through the others and grab the iPex for attention?

If the non-controllable, vigourous and coarse chair seedling with no wood does achieve his non proffitable goal, than we shall lose the iPex for quite a long time and will only receive the iPex when the armidillo comes back to a small town far, far away where a small child is suffering a sore neck after being attacked by a cat who mistakedly assumed that this small child’s neck was an ice cream bucket. If the armidillo choses the iPex, the gourd will call and you will have to follow the steps listed on this blog so that you can read the book “Helping Mary” and prey for the honkey-dorr armidillo. It is highly likely that the armidillo will not choose the zucchini, however and this could result in disastrous results. We will lose a valuable type of glass.

We will quite possibly need a powered iPex suitable for an NJL. If you possibly find something so suitable, please leave it in the 7th bush on the left of Tullongah Street, Small Town Far, Far Away and then take the leaf on the very top and leave it on the sidewalk.

Thank you and good day. It is time for me to go for a picnic, walk my rabbit and reduce the horendous abdominal problems of a small man. Yislamou!

P.S. There will be no proof that I go for a picnic, walk a rabbit down Fifth Avenue OR reduce the horendous abdominal problems of a small man as Carol has made the outrageous decision of making a withdrawal of the brand new camera she bought and is about to put it in the tube of Lindt. Geez!! That’s so Carolish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can find the treasure,

If you use your heart,

But you cannot be silly,

Your behaviour must be smart.

Maps have no importance,

You only need your mind,

And if you keep it open,

You’ll be amazed at what you find.

This treasure must be secret,

No one else can know,

All of your secret hunting,

Must be kept on the down low!

If you ask me I will tell you,

Where the treasure is,

All you need to say is,

Are you in show biz?

NOTE: The following article is entirely confidential in western Asia.

Please follow this procedure given to protect yourself from harmful plants and vilainous enemies finding your email address and sending you pictures of mice.

1. You are watching a cat getting trained to play dead.

2. Open the cutlery draw.

3. Take out the shampoo bottle.

4. Put it in the Sahara desert.

5. Take out the tin of Greenmans Sunshine biscuits from under your pillow.

6. Replace it with a video camera.

7. Watch Monsters Inc. 

8. Check the Ipex.

9. Don’t think twice about jumping off the top of the Buddhist temple.

10. Press the delete button on your computer, even if its turned off.

Now you are ready to take on the challenge and read the book ‘Helping Mary’.

Alicia and Lucy

Me and Lucy would like to show you the lyrics to our favourite song ‘Velvet’ by the ‘McCraufs de laune’, a Scottish band that lives and performs in Spain. They are the best! Here are the lyrics to their number one song ‘Velvet’:

“The fan on the ceiling,

The fan on the wall.

When I looked up at it,

It made me feel tall!

“Speaking to the ghost,

Through the telephone.

Making a list,

Of his peculiar bone.

” Travelling through time,

On the carpet made of velvet.

The carpet really felt like…… VELVET!

” Velvet, velvet, what did it feel like? VELVET!

It really felt like velvet, velvet,velvet, it felt like 1, 2, 2,2, 3……VELVET!

Space was going overboard,

The sacred chair had found me!

It went it found me, what did it do?

It was a velvet chair, soooooo……….

It felt like, it felt like, it felt like, it felt like…………………. IT FELT LIKE VELVET!…………..VELVET!…………VELVET!

and the last message, we have to share…..DIMSIMS FEEL LIKE VELVET!

” Velvet, velvet, what do they feel like? VELVET!

It really felt like velvet, velvet,velvet, it felt like 1, 2, 2,2, 3……VELVET!

1,2,2,2,3………….VELVET!……………………………VELVET!

Don’t you just love it? It’s sooo annoying that you cant get it on any music programmes,,, but it CAN be found on “youtube” if you search for the right words that is………………..

the universe has an unbalanced remote corner on a tiny island. the gourd has meant a Lisbone. we must, in 2 days and 37cm time, use no source of a particular piece of equipment which either myself or Alicia will reveal tomorrow. there will be regular dates on which we may be unable to do certain things. When the time comes for these things, we will leave comments in this particular post (the bit that says “read more of this entry” down below this message) for you to check on. you must check regularly however. see you for now……….
Lucy xxxx (lots of hugs and kisses)

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You are not ringing me for a good reason, you are calling me for a good reason, the call of the gourd.

Alicia

I find that it is now time for us to confirm the actual reason for creating this blog.

It has been decided that we were to do it as we received the call. We were the chosen ones. The gourd chose us to try to inspire creativity into other people. To keep people from living through regret, disappointment and joy. We have been notified that it is now the time to act and so we have acted.

This is the utter and complete reason for us to have done such a simple but out of the blue thing! We hope you enjoy it and have some fun adding crazy little things!!!!!!!!!!! lots and lots of hugs from Lucy & Alicia.

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A boisterous party or celebration- our gourd, the zucchini, a vegetable.

But would you respect a zucchini at a shivoo? You are not to say, because it will traumatise your feelings and send your e-mails to the proffessor.

But do not worry about that, Mr. Havatora.

A.H & L.K

A zucchini can also be known as a vegetable. It has many great individualistic factors. The mountain it may produce it’s seedlings on, is the place of memorable, majestic and statistical chairs. Farewell, fellow followers for the iPex is now red. From the vegetables, Lucy Kenneth and Alicia Harwood.

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